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INTERESTING CONVERSATION

>An Atheist Professor of Philosophy speaks to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, The ALMIGHTY.
>He asks one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .
>Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
>Student : Yes, sir.
>Professor : So you Believe in GOD ?
>Student : Absolutely, sir.
>Professor : Is GOD Good ?
>Student : Sure.
>Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
>Student : Yes.
>Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.
> Most of us would attempt to Help Others who are ill.
> But GOD didn't.
> How is this GOD Good then ? Hmm ?
>( Student is silent )
>Professor : You can't answer, can you ?
> Let's start again, Young Fella.
> Is GOD Good ?
>Student : Yes.
>Professor : Is Satan good ?
>Student : No.
>Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
>Student : From . . . GOD . . .
>Professor : That's right.
> Tell me son, is there evil in this World ?
>Student : Yes.
>Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ?
> And GOD did make Everything. Correct ?
>Student : Yes.
>Professor : So who created evil ?
>( Student does not answer )
>Professor : Is there Sickness ? Immorality ? Hatred ? Ugliness ?
> All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they ?
>Student : Yes, sir.
>Professor : So, who Created them ?
>( Student has no answer )
>Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you.
>Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD ?
>Student : No, sir.
>Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD ?
>Student : No , sir.
>Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD ?
> Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter ?
>Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
>Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM ?
>Student : Yes.
>Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist.
> What do you say to that, son ?
>Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
>Professor : Yes. Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
>Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat ?
>Professor : Yes.
>Student : And is there such a thing as Cold ?
>Professor : Yes.
>Student : No sir. There isn't.
>( The Lecture Theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events )
>Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,
> a Little Heat or No Heat.
> But we don't have anything called Cold.
> We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that.
> There is no such thing as Cold.
> Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
> We cannot Measure Cold.
>Heat is Energy.
> Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.
>( There is Pin - Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )
>Student : What about Darkness, Professor ? Is there such a thing as Darkness ?
>Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness ?
>Student : You're wrong again, sir.
> Darkness is the Absence of Something.
> You can have Low Light, Normal Light , Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .
> But if you have No Light Constantly, you have Nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it ?
> In reality, Darkness isn't.
> If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you ?
>Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
>Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is Flawed.
>Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how ?
>Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.
> You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.
> You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
> Sir, Science can't even explain a Thought.
> It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
> To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that
> Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
> Death is Not the Opposite of Life : just the Absence of it.
> Now tell me, Professor, do you Teach your Students that they Evolved from a Monkey ?
>Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
>Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir ?
>( The Professor shakes his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument is going )
>Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and
> cannot even prove that this Process is an On - Going Endeavor,
> are you not Teaching your Opinion, sir ?
> Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher ?
>( The Class is in Uproar )
>Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever Seen the Professor's Brain ?
>( The Class breaks out into Laughter )
>Student : Is there anyone here who has ever Heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, Touched or Smelt it ? . . .
> No one appears to have done so.
> So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that
> you have No Brain, sir.
> With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir ?
>( The Room is Silent. The Professor stares at the Student, his face unfathomable )
>Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
>Student : That is it sir . . .


> the Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
> That is all that Keeps Things Moving & Alive.

>NB:
>I believe you have enjoyed the Conversation . . . and if so . . .
>you'll probably want your Friends / Colleagues to enjoy the same . . . won't you ? . . .
>Forward them to Increase their Knowledge . . . or FAITH
>It turned out later that the student is Albert Einsten